Can I stand the sight of blood? Not very well. If you had seen that skit last night, I couldn't... I wasn't able to see anything. No, that doesn't bother me too much. No, I'm pretty good at looking at blood, especially at blood and arrows. (Laughter)
[Convention: Midcon, England, September 1986, transcribed in Guyer, 1993.]
[If you could be anybody for a day, past or present, who would it be and why?]
Anybody past or present? And who would it be and why? No, I've been very happy with my life and I don't know of anyone that I would have cared to be or would want to be. Up to this point, I've been blessed with good health. I've had some marvelous experiences and I've been very fortunate in this life. I would settle for what God gave me this time. (applause)
[Convention: Midcon, England, September 1986, transcribed in Guyer, 1993.]
[Q: does Vulcan salute still hurt worse than the dress uniform?]
Oh, god, does that hurt worse. It hurts me every time I do it. It’s the reason I have to pull these fingers apart. I can do it with my right hand, but I can’t do it with my left hand.
[Convention: Los Angeles, 10/24/87]
[Q: do you really drink mint juleps?]
I’ve tried those juleps a coupla times in Atlanta. It’s a little potent stuff for me. I stay with the Saurian Brandy.
[Convention: Vulkon, Ft. Lauderdale, FL 1/17/88]